[–] 5894720? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Oh Lord. I switched from sweet tea to just water and for dinner tea sweetened with Splenda so long again that I actually did forget about it!!!! And Gatorade, and Mountain Dew.... ugh.... It's like trying to drink syrup. I only realized this because I was accidentally brought sweet tea instead of unsweetened at a restaurant and spit it back out in the glass. Told my husband I can't drink this. I will actually be sick if I drink this. I swear I think some of them do it on purpose.
I just can't even.... some of these people are dressed to go out on the town like they are going to a water park. My husband asked why it's always the biggest, fattest, ugliest ones that wear the least. My response was "hell if I know".
Oh, and God help you if a warm front comes through in the winter. It's not uncommon for us to have a warm front come through in late November or mid December. Then it's a frigging free for all party as far as dress is concerned. They break back out the teeny tiny tops with spaghetti straps that dig into their fat and some too tight jeans or jean shorts and act like it's 110 degrees out. No, no, it's flipping 70 for God's sake.
[–] Captain_Janeway 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I visited a friend in the hospital in Louisiana once and she told me on her breakfast tray was scrambled eggs with gravy. I had never heard of such a thing.
[–] fuckthisshitimout 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Don't forget grits ith extra butter and cheese! I've also had a co worker tell me they can't eat grits unless it has a whole cup of mayo + ranch in it.
[–] 5895556? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
WOW. You win. Seriously? I have seen syrup, jelly, cheese, butter and all manner of other crap put in grits. But mayo + (AND!!!!!) ranch? Seriously? I just threw up a little in my mouth.
[–] fuckthisshitimout ago
I was pretty disgusted as well. Fats will mix anything into otherwise tasty low cal plain foods because they claim they are "tasteless"
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[–] fuckthisshitimout ago
I've heard of that! The former human who told me they do is also loads it with about 6 creamers and 3 to 4 sugars. It's disgusting.