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[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I know, but I can't stop.

Help me.

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[–] 5884524? [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

You're an ear slut

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[–] Sheitstrom 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Goddamnit Kyle. Goddamnit. You beat me by 3 minutes...

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[–] luckyguy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If that's a vibrating butt plug then what's a car with the stereo blasting? Four girls sitting on oposite corners of a washing machine?

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[–] Javik2186 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Now this is a showerthought.

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[–] dirkgently 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I ear rape myself every single day right after a shower, without fail.

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[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And you aren't even really supposed to use Q-tips in your ears. So

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[–] ShitLord-Vader ago 

It's also because otologists recommend not to as you can damage the tympanic membrane, push wax further into the ear canal causing obstructions over time, or remove too much wax which is a protectant of the skin, leading to a few different possible conditions.

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[–] Sheitstrom 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I thought it was only I who thought it was ear-fucking. Which makes earplugs....?

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[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Their gun dildos too

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[–] luckyguy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Where?

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[–] ToFat2Fish ago  (edited ago)

At my house after the range...... got it

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[–] jokersmild ago 

There's nothing like pulling that clean white swab out of my ear and seeing a big goober of ear skeet on it.

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