[–] jokersmild ago
There's nothing like pulling that clean white swab out of my ear and seeing a big goober of ear skeet on it.
[–] DeltaBravoTango ago
You're not @highly_paid_orgy_pro! Technically, he's more into butt plugs than dildos, but still.
[–] dirkgently 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I ear rape myself every single day right after a shower, without fail.
[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And you aren't even really supposed to use Q-tips in your ears. So
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[–] ShitLord-Vader ago
It's also because otologists recommend not to as you can damage the tympanic membrane, push wax further into the ear canal causing obstructions over time, or remove too much wax which is a protectant of the skin, leading to a few different possible conditions.
[–] Sheitstrom 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I thought it was only I who thought it was ear-fucking. Which makes earplugs....?
[–] HulkJizz 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
fuck you virgin retard