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[–] HulkJizz 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

fuck you virgin retard

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[–] jokersmild ago 

There's nothing like pulling that clean white swab out of my ear and seeing a big goober of ear skeet on it.

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[–] DeltaBravoTango ago 

You're not @highly_paid_orgy_pro! Technically, he's more into butt plugs than dildos, but still.

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[–] Sanji ago 

I use part of some fingernail clippers in my ears.

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[–] bdmthrfkr ago 

I have yet to achieve an EarGasm, am I doing it wrong?

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[–] dirkgently 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I ear rape myself every single day right after a shower, without fail.

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[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And you aren't even really supposed to use Q-tips in your ears. So

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[–] ShitLord-Vader ago 

It's also because otologists recommend not to as you can damage the tympanic membrane, push wax further into the ear canal causing obstructions over time, or remove too much wax which is a protectant of the skin, leading to a few different possible conditions.

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[–] Sheitstrom 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I thought it was only I who thought it was ear-fucking. Which makes earplugs....?

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