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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The ship is 389 feet long and can travel 40-plus knots using water jet propulsion, said John Torrisi, a spokesman for Lockheed Martin, which built the ship. As what's known as a littoral combat ship, it is able to operate in as little as 14 feet of water.

The USS Detroit has rims that cost more than the ship itself, and a Section 8 radar that detects crime-free neighborhoods and directs the vessel to move in and collect gibs. Just one USS Detroit is capable of spawning unlimited USS Detroits with different last names. In addition to FLIR systems, the USS Detroit makes maximum use of EBT systems.

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[–] realist88 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You win this round but I shall be back on the next episode.

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[–] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's big, ugly, and lives off the American tax payer. Perfect name.

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[–] no-na-ha ago 

Shudda named it Latrinea

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[–] bourbonexpert ago 

there is a large coast guard station and border patrol unit for the Canadian border. thats probably why.

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[–] threefiffs ago 

Naming a ship Detroit is a death sentence to all who board it.

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[–] realist88 ago 

You became a Rolex watch? Ace!

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[–] ToFat2Fish ago 

Iam gonna start a discount handgun business and call it Detroit

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[–] Whitemail [S] ago 

Do you mean selling stolen guns on the black market?

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[–] ToFat2Fish ago 

No a ligit gun company

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[–] Whitemail [S] ago 

Oh look, it's a Jewish writer. Oy vey!