[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
The ship is 389 feet long and can travel 40-plus knots using water jet propulsion, said John Torrisi, a spokesman for Lockheed Martin, which built the ship. As what's known as a littoral combat ship, it is able to operate in as little as 14 feet of water.
The USS Detroit has rims that cost more than the ship itself, and a Section 8 radar that detects crime-free neighborhoods and directs the vessel to move in and collect gibs. Just one USS Detroit is capable of spawning unlimited USS Detroits with different last names. In addition to FLIR systems, the USS Detroit makes maximum use of EBT systems.
[–] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's big, ugly, and lives off the American tax payer. Perfect name.
[–] bourbonexpert ago
there is a large coast guard station and border patrol unit for the Canadian border. thats probably why.
[–] Whitemail [S] ago
Oh look, it's a Jewish writer. Oy vey!