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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Your user name is exactly what it cannot do.

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[–] Teeheesaurus-Rex 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Someone use the anatomy lesson /u/BarbieBitch gave us to identify that fleshy mass descending from its shirt!

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I know! I know! It's a grade 3 pan... Panini? Panici... Panic... ah fuck.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think of it like "bunnicula" but with a "p" instead of a "b" and "us" at the end. And just, infinitely more disgusting.

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[–] Candid 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

pannus.

I can spell that version of it. :)

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[–] BarbieBitch 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My shitlords need me!

We got a standard grade 3 panniculus over hear, folks. Stand clear lest you be enveloped in his folds.

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[–] filsed 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

How does he wake up every single day and does not accept the fact that there is something wrong with his body?

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Gonna start my diet today"

"Oh look bacon"

"Gonna start my diet tomorrow"

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[–] ICanWipeMyOwnAss [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

No neck and a surprise fupa! You're welcome.

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[–] Rimfakse 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And a strong grocery cart

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[–] 5871434? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I see this every time I am at the store; some obeast heavily leaning on a cart. If you can't walk upright for the time it takes to grocery shop you have failed and probably don't need more food.

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[–] Harry_Areola 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

And the beetus is starting to eat it's legs

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[–] DamnYouAreIgnorant 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

*its

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[–] PANTERAisLIFE 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I noticed the discoloration next to its tattoo on the lower calve. It's skin is rotting right infront of everyone!

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[–] Foreverbronze 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I give this blubberbeast a "Herniate an EMT's Disc" rating on the Fatness Scale

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[–] DestroyAllFatHumans 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is the reason half the shopping carts are hard to push and keep pulling left or right because of all these fat cunts have bent something from leaning on them.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If that cart was packed full of beetus, you could still fit it all inside him. He would probably still have room for the cart.

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[–] muh_beetus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

airing out the rolls

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