[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Your user name is exactly what it cannot do.
[–] Foreverbronze 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I give this blubberbeast a "Herniate an EMT's Disc" rating on the Fatness Scale
[–] Teeheesaurus-Rex 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Someone use the anatomy lesson /u/BarbieBitch gave us to identify that fleshy mass descending from its shirt!
[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I know! I know! It's a grade 3 pan... Panini? Panici... Panic... ah fuck.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think of it like "bunnicula" but with a "p" instead of a "b" and "us" at the end. And just, infinitely more disgusting.
[–] BarbieBitch 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My shitlords need me!
We got a standard grade 3 panniculus over hear, folks. Stand clear lest you be enveloped in his folds.
[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Gonna start my diet today"
"Oh look bacon"
"Gonna start my diet tomorrow"
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If that cart was packed full of beetus, you could still fit it all inside him. He would probably still have room for the cart.
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Complete with beetus legs!
[–] ICanWipeMyOwnAss [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
No neck and a surprise fupa! You're welcome.
[–] Rimfakse 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
And a strong grocery cart
[–] 5871434? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I see this every time I am at the store; some obeast heavily leaning on a cart. If you can't walk upright for the time it takes to grocery shop you have failed and probably don't need more food.
[–] Harry_Areola 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
And the beetus is starting to eat it's legs
[–] PANTERAisLIFE 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I noticed the discoloration next to its tattoo on the lower calve. It's skin is rotting right infront of everyone!
[–] DamnYouAreIgnorant 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
*its