[–] OuijaAllin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Look at that fucking panniculus and those cankles
[–] illBehavior 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I guarantee it's gonna buy two chicken tender subs smothered in mayo with extra cheese. I know Publix all too well. It must feel so ashamed being next to that tall guy who is half it's weight.
[–] ICanWipeMyOwnAss [S] ago
I'm not sure how many subs it ordered.. it was there for a while. Can't fault it for liking publix subs.. they're delicious.. but half of one is more than enough to fill you up. Unless you're that beast.
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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yep, the ol' fatty cart lean. I hope it leaned a bit too hard and had the cart upend and smack it in the face.
[–] unikko 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
He is laying in wait, preparing to attack the beetus juice dispenser in the background...