[–] DestroyAllFatHumans 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This is the reason half the shopping carts are hard to push and keep pulling left or right because of all these fat cunts have bent something from leaning on them.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If that cart was packed full of beetus, you could still fit it all inside him. He would probably still have room for the cart.
[–] Foreverbronze 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I give this blubberbeast a "Herniate an EMT's Disc" rating on the Fatness Scale
[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Gonna start my diet today"
"Oh look bacon"
"Gonna start my diet tomorrow"
[–] ICanWipeMyOwnAss [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
No neck and a surprise fupa! You're welcome.
[–] Harry_Areola 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
And the beetus is starting to eat it's legs
[–] PANTERAisLIFE 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I noticed the discoloration next to its tattoo on the lower calve. It's skin is rotting right infront of everyone!
[–] Teeheesaurus-Rex 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Someone use the anatomy lesson /u/BarbieBitch gave us to identify that fleshy mass descending from its shirt!
[–] BarbieBitch 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My shitlords need me!
We got a standard grade 3 panniculus over hear, folks. Stand clear lest you be enveloped in his folds.
[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I know! I know! It's a grade 3 pan... Panini? Panici... Panic... ah fuck.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think of it like "bunnicula" but with a "p" instead of a "b" and "us" at the end. And just, infinitely more disgusting.
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Complete with beetus legs!
[–] illBehavior ago
Does the tat read "YGL"? Acronym for "You're gone, leg!"
[–] damnthatsabigworm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Saw that!