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[–] Whitelights 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Triggered her to retake the course! Haha that's some top shitlording!

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[–] Pasdequoi 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

If I ever had to walk that far, I'd probably kill myself.

Tbf, it sounds like she's big enough that walking that far could legitimitely kill her :p

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[–] Shit_Lord_EatinGrin 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

What's a six minute drive? 3 miles? There are people who can run 50 miles, walking three isn't exactly superhuman material

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

At Ragen Chestpain's pace, it'd take over an hour.

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No, but it's also not sub-human material. Walking three miles to a fat isn't the same as walking three miles to a human, even if there were a doughnut on the ground at 60 ft intervals, all the way. Eventually they'd get sleepy.

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[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Well fuck, all we have to do is tell them they have to walk a reasonable distance and they'll kill themselves. Obesity epidemic solved!

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

A Trail of Buttery, Buttery Tears, of you will. ;)