[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I have to apologize. I laughed at your plight when i read it. Was thinking shitlady wearing cat ears and tail and being smacked across the face by a cow's udders.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Please dont take this the wrong way.... but that got even funnier.
[–] Superior_Guhnetiks 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
How fat and gross do you have to be to knock someone off their chair with your disgusting cow tits and not let it slow your quest for beetus? I've met drug addicts with more dignity.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Could you have it charged with assault? I feel like you could have it charged with assault.
[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What the FUCK. I'm glad you're okay but wow, I would have shamed her to high noon. Try it after you recover and get back. Fats are literally children. Normal adults wouldn't go stampeding down the work aisle for cookies and cake.
[–] ridsloth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I've been following your saga of Texas office hams for a while now, loving your disgusted perspective, and this is the sickest thing you've shared yet. Stay strong out there shitlord. Remember we can outrun them. Hope your face feels better soon.
From the way you've described your workplace, if I recall correctly, there's beetus everywhere at all times, so the obeast's excitement is even stupider.
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I would also sue it for sexual assault.
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Good point, but erring on the side of caution just to make its life miserable :)
[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Next time you go to work you should tell HR you feel unsafe or have trauma about working near the obeast and demand it be either fired or moved somewhere very very far away.
[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Too bad my workplace has assigned seating and there are more obeast workers than there are humans. So my biggest worry is that I may be accused of "fat shaming" and I'll lose my job. Maybe I can pretend to be hot so I can change seating and get away with it that way.
[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Nah just keep using the words 'unsafe' and bring up the work comp dr appointment you already did and they had to pay for.
If they can't move you, they can at least switch to healthy food it won't get so excited.
[–] theJshow ago
hahaha yes this. Tell HR the fat monster exploited you and created an unsafe working environment and you feel sexually abused.