[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Way back in the day when I was still young, going to the gym and stuff - I was approached by a fatty who wanted to show me a good time. My answer was exactly this,"Sorry but not interested because I have a fear of being smothered." Just walked away, heard his friends laughing at him but hey I'm short and small.
[–] blerch 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
Me: You are cool but I'm not physically attracted to you.
Her: Is it because I'm overweight?
Me: Yes
[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"No, it's because you're so obese that you make a 747 feel bulimic the second you set foot on the jetway"