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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Way back in the day when I was still young, going to the gym and stuff - I was approached by a fatty who wanted to show me a good time. My answer was exactly this,"Sorry but not interested because I have a fear of being smothered." Just walked away, heard his friends laughing at him but hey I'm short and small.

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[–] blerch 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Me: You are cool but I'm not physically attracted to you.

Her: Is it because I'm overweight?

Me: Yes

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[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"No, it's because you're so obese that you make a 747 feel bulimic the second you set foot on the jetway"

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[–] TtongJu 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My foot told them.