[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Smart. I should start doing that.
[–] darthbrodin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Scream "watch out, steamed vegetables!" We know if there's one thing that terrifies a hambeast, it's a vegetable.
[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
5'2, 83-85~ pound waitress.
I feel ya, sister.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I want to give you a hug right now.
[–] DeadBabyFactory 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
omg I don't even know what you look like but I know you are adorable :p
[–] etherandhoney 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The grossest is how employees get free food.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Not here, thankfully. Just 50% off a meal, only when you're on the clock.
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
What kind of place employs hot waitresses in skirts and heels and lardos?
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
A place that realizes the hot waitresses are going to be the ones bringing in sales but the fat waitresses would REEE discrimination if they weren't hired.
I'd be less vague, but I have a rather distinct look at work and I'd hate to give too many details and get doxxed.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe there weren't enough hot waitresses to hire.
[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
man I thought I had a rough day at work...
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I honestly love my job. It's fast-paced, I'm appreciated, and I make almost $200/night most nights, just in tips. But those fats have been getting to me, man. I needed to vent.
[–] PANTERAisLIFE 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Trails of butter !! Hahaha. Fellow waitress/bartender, 5 feet 7 inches and 125 lbs. I recently quit Denny's to work in a real restaurant, where only humans can fit behind the bar.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
All of our bartenders but one are humans, thank baby Jesus. Can you imagine how slow drinks would be coming out otherwise?
[–] Leelem0n 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Ugh, having to say that knowing full well they'll inhale it and eat another meal in 30 minutes...
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Exactly. They're so fucking disgusting.