[–] etherandhoney 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The grossest is how employees get free food.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Not here, thankfully. Just 50% off a meal, only when you're on the clock.
[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
man I thought I had a rough day at work...
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I honestly love my job. It's fast-paced, I'm appreciated, and I make almost $200/night most nights, just in tips. But those fats have been getting to me, man. I needed to vent.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Exactly. They're so fucking disgusting.
[–] sugarcoatedstrych9 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The fat sack of shit in the kitchen I work in has said "I'm too fat for this kitchen!" several times, and still never moves even when she sees people coming. She's even made eye contact with me while I'm heading her way and will step directly, deliberately in my path to block it and then stay there. I should just kick her knees in next time.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd suggest just slamming into her, but that'd probably hurt you more than the beast.
[–] l23r 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I worked in a kitchen with some stupid broad who wore flip flops. This was a casual place where they didn't care if you wore running shoes, but she took it way too far. I "accidentally" stepped on her feet with my steel toed boots. I didn't see her around much after that, so I assume she quit.
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm pretty sure open-toe shoes are not allowed by law in food service in any municipality anywhere in the first world.
[–] PANTERAisLIFE 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Trails of butter !! Hahaha. Fellow waitress/bartender, 5 feet 7 inches and 125 lbs. I recently quit Denny's to work in a real restaurant, where only humans can fit behind the bar.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
All of our bartenders but one are humans, thank baby Jesus. Can you imagine how slow drinks would be coming out otherwise?
[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
5'2, 83-85~ pound waitress.
I feel ya, sister.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I want to give you a hug right now.
[–] DeadBabyFactory 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
omg I don't even know what you look like but I know you are adorable :p
[–] DrFingers 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I used to shout. "Watch out, hot oil!" If I knew it was the kind of beast that wouldn't move otherwise, or pretend not to hear.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Smart. I should start doing that.
[–] darthbrodin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Scream "watch out, steamed vegetables!" We know if there's one thing that terrifies a hambeast, it's a vegetable.