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[–] Leelem0n 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

"Well, it depends on how hungry you are and who you're sharing with."

Ugh, having to say that knowing full well they'll inhale it and eat another meal in 30 minutes...

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Exactly. They're so fucking disgusting.

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[–] DrFingers 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I used to shout. "Watch out, hot oil!" If I knew it was the kind of beast that wouldn't move otherwise, or pretend not to hear.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Smart. I should start doing that.

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[–] darthbrodin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Scream "watch out, steamed vegetables!" We know if there's one thing that terrifies a hambeast, it's a vegetable.

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[–] LeeryLucifer 7 points -3 points (+4|-7) ago 

You sound hot.

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[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

5'2, 83-85~ pound waitress.

I feel ya, sister.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I want to give you a hug right now.

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[–] TheDude2 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Go on you two....

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[–] DeadBabyFactory 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

omg I don't even know what you look like but I know you are adorable :p

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[–] etherandhoney 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The grossest is how employees get free food.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not here, thankfully. Just 50% off a meal, only when you're on the clock.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Glorious rant. Let it all out.

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[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

man I thought I had a rough day at work...

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I honestly love my job. It's fast-paced, I'm appreciated, and I make almost $200/night most nights, just in tips. But those fats have been getting to me, man. I needed to vent.

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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What kind of place employs hot waitresses in skirts and heels and lardos?

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

A place that realizes the hot waitresses are going to be the ones bringing in sales but the fat waitresses would REEE discrimination if they weren't hired.

I'd be less vague, but I have a rather distinct look at work and I'd hate to give too many details and get doxxed.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Maybe there weren't enough hot waitresses to hire.

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