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[–] LeeryLucifer 7 points -3 points (+4|-7) ago 

You sound hot.

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[–] hypercat ago 

OH GOD. I used "beep Beep". Because I guess they get that. I would do "behind" in the kitchen, but the fats get "beep beep"...sometimes. But fortunately I worked where fire was involved so I could walk up and be like, YO, FIRE AND SHIT. I could eat all the damn cheese I wanted and still be 140 (I tall like snu snu, 5'10", heels make me ultra snu snu). Now life is at a desk and I have cut down on my tasty, yummy, happy dance favorites but I eat cheese everyday, because cheese. Same weight 15 years later. Plus, I guess I was hot enough to ask the bartender out at my bar and him to say yes. BAM!

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[–] lolknope ago 

Oh my fuck this takes me back to time I worked at a restaurant. I wasn't a server but I was front of house. Once I overheard a ham ordering take out, now the dishes at this restaurant usually had at least 1000 calories, and this beast had to make sure she got her side of ranch. She said she mixed the ranch with her food and made it taste "interesting." I can't fathom paying $15 for a dish and dumping ranch on it so it'll taste "interesting."

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[–] wecannotbewild ago 

I remember your pain! I was a waitress and bartender for many years in the 1990s. I'm 5'10" and was very active back then and thought I could eat a lot, but I remember being constantly astounded by how much the fat customers could eat. I don't remember having any fat coworkers back then though.I think we discriminated against them, which makes sense considering how much running around and lifting we did.

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[–] Plavonica ago 

I'm 5'6". 125 lbs. 18% body fat

I'm in fucking heels and a skirt

On behalf of men everywhere, thank you. It is a rare sight in my area to see a fit lady dressed up. Generally if you see a fit one she is younger and only juuust within fit range, and chomping on starbeetus and mcbeetus at the same time while wearing sweat pants.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I take pride in my appearance and dress accordingly.

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[–] HaveFunGoodLuck ago 

This shit hits home so bad.

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[–] DevilsMonkey ago 

I feel your pain. Fat customers just stand there like big stupid rocks. The thought that they're in the way somehow never occurs to them.

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[–] RickC-137 ago 

I worked in restaurants for a while. I went with "BEEP BEEP" instead of behind, works pretty well, and is never misheard.

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