[–] DeadBabyFactory 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
hahaha I picture you as the crazy waitress in the movie "Waiting." Except more awesome and less crazy
[–] beginner_sl 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Waitressing in heels...Girl, I salute you. To be fair, I used to work at a diner and it was hard enough to waitress in sneakers. I am seriously impressed with your hustle right now.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thank you! It helps me stand out and my regulars love it.
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't be surprised when some people think you're the GM or owner.
[–] primaryappellation 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nearly a foot and a half shorter...and my weight. What the everloving fuck
OH GOD. I used "beep Beep". Because I guess they get that. I would do "behind" in the kitchen, but the fats get "beep beep"...sometimes. But fortunately I worked where fire was involved so I could walk up and be like, YO, FIRE AND SHIT. I could eat all the damn cheese I wanted and still be 140 (I tall like snu snu, 5'10", heels make me ultra snu snu). Now life is at a desk and I have cut down on my tasty, yummy, happy dance favorites but I eat cheese everyday, because cheese. Same weight 15 years later. Plus, I guess I was hot enough to ask the bartender out at my bar and him to say yes. BAM!
Oh my fuck this takes me back to time I worked at a restaurant. I wasn't a server but I was front of house. Once I overheard a ham ordering take out, now the dishes at this restaurant usually had at least 1000 calories, and this beast had to make sure she got her side of ranch. She said she mixed the ranch with her food and made it taste "interesting." I can't fathom paying $15 for a dish and dumping ranch on it so it'll taste "interesting."
[–] wecannotbewild ago
I remember your pain! I was a waitress and bartender for many years in the 1990s. I'm 5'10" and was very active back then and thought I could eat a lot, but I remember being constantly astounded by how much the fat customers could eat. I don't remember having any fat coworkers back then though.I think we discriminated against them, which makes sense considering how much running around and lifting we did.
I'm 5'6". 125 lbs. 18% body fat
I'm in fucking heels and a skirt
On behalf of men everywhere, thank you. It is a rare sight in my area to see a fit lady dressed up. Generally if you see a fit one she is younger and only juuust within fit range, and chomping on starbeetus and mcbeetus at the same time while wearing sweat pants.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I take pride in my appearance and dress accordingly.
[–] sugarcoatedstrych9 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The fat sack of shit in the kitchen I work in has said "I'm too fat for this kitchen!" several times, and still never moves even when she sees people coming. She's even made eye contact with me while I'm heading her way and will step directly, deliberately in my path to block it and then stay there. I should just kick her knees in next time.
[–] l23r 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I worked in a kitchen with some stupid broad who wore flip flops. This was a casual place where they didn't care if you wore running shoes, but she took it way too far. I "accidentally" stepped on her feet with my steel toed boots. I didn't see her around much after that, so I assume she quit.
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm pretty sure open-toe shoes are not allowed by law in food service in any municipality anywhere in the first world.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd suggest just slamming into her, but that'd probably hurt you more than the beast.