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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What kind of place employs hot waitresses in skirts and heels and lardos?

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

A place that realizes the hot waitresses are going to be the ones bringing in sales but the fat waitresses would REEE discrimination if they weren't hired.

I'd be less vague, but I have a rather distinct look at work and I'd hate to give too many details and get doxxed.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Maybe there weren't enough hot waitresses to hire.

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[–] FPSFairy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The 5'0", 200+ butterballs who roll around, leaving trails of butter and incompetence in their wake

Ugh, I still have trouble comprehending that there are people exactly my height and twice my weight. I wonder if that makes me blessed or cursed.

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[–] Rokuah 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It makes you human.

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[–] primaryappellation 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nearly a foot and a half shorter...and my weight. What the everloving fuck

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Glorious rant. Let it all out.

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[–] AvocadoPie ago 

This here is PERSONAL fat people hate of the 9th degree. Yesss I can FEEL THE HATE.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You should hear me when I get drunk. I completely lose my censor and just let my inner shitlady out to play. My friends all get a kick out of it.

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[–] AvocadoPie ago 

Im pretty jealous your friends get kick out of it. Living in a fatty south with a liberal-esque college town means I'm prone to hurting Fee Fees.

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[–] beginner_sl 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Waitressing in heels...Girl, I salute you. To be fair, I used to work at a diner and it was hard enough to waitress in sneakers. I am seriously impressed with your hustle right now.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thank you! It helps me stand out and my regulars love it.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't be surprised when some people think you're the GM or owner.

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[–] RickC-137 ago 

I worked in restaurants for a while. I went with "BEEP BEEP" instead of behind, works pretty well, and is never misheard.

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[–] DevilsMonkey ago 

I feel your pain. Fat customers just stand there like big stupid rocks. The thought that they're in the way somehow never occurs to them.

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[–] HaveFunGoodLuck ago 

This shit hits home so bad.

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