[–] AvocadoPie ago
This here is PERSONAL fat people hate of the 9th degree. Yesss I can FEEL THE HATE.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You should hear me when I get drunk. I completely lose my censor and just let my inner shitlady out to play. My friends all get a kick out of it.
[–] AvocadoPie ago
Im pretty jealous your friends get kick out of it. Living in a fatty south with a liberal-esque college town means I'm prone to hurting Fee Fees.
[–] primaryappellation 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nearly a foot and a half shorter...and my weight. What the everloving fuck
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
What kind of place employs hot waitresses in skirts and heels and lardos?
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe there weren't enough hot waitresses to hire.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
A place that realizes the hot waitresses are going to be the ones bringing in sales but the fat waitresses would REEE discrimination if they weren't hired.
I'd be less vague, but I have a rather distinct look at work and I'd hate to give too many details and get doxxed.
[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
5'2, 83-85~ pound waitress.
I feel ya, sister.
[–] DeadBabyFactory 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
omg I don't even know what you look like but I know you are adorable :p
[–] PANTERAisLIFE 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Trails of butter !! Hahaha. Fellow waitress/bartender, 5 feet 7 inches and 125 lbs. I recently quit Denny's to work in a real restaurant, where only humans can fit behind the bar.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
All of our bartenders but one are humans, thank baby Jesus. Can you imagine how slow drinks would be coming out otherwise?
[–] beginner_sl 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Waitressing in heels...Girl, I salute you. To be fair, I used to work at a diner and it was hard enough to waitress in sneakers. I am seriously impressed with your hustle right now.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thank you! It helps me stand out and my regulars love it.
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't be surprised when some people think you're the GM or owner.