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[–] sugarcoatedstrych9 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The fat sack of shit in the kitchen I work in has said "I'm too fat for this kitchen!" several times, and still never moves even when she sees people coming. She's even made eye contact with me while I'm heading her way and will step directly, deliberately in my path to block it and then stay there. I should just kick her knees in next time.

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[–] l23r 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I worked in a kitchen with some stupid broad who wore flip flops. This was a casual place where they didn't care if you wore running shoes, but she took it way too far. I "accidentally" stepped on her feet with my steel toed boots. I didn't see her around much after that, so I assume she quit.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure open-toe shoes are not allowed by law in food service in any municipality anywhere in the first world.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd suggest just slamming into her, but that'd probably hurt you more than the beast.

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[–] PANTERAisLIFE 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Trails of butter !! Hahaha. Fellow waitress/bartender, 5 feet 7 inches and 125 lbs. I recently quit Denny's to work in a real restaurant, where only humans can fit behind the bar.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

All of our bartenders but one are humans, thank baby Jesus. Can you imagine how slow drinks would be coming out otherwise?

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[–] wecannotbewild ago 

I remember your pain! I was a waitress and bartender for many years in the 1990s. I'm 5'10" and was very active back then and thought I could eat a lot, but I remember being constantly astounded by how much the fat customers could eat. I don't remember having any fat coworkers back then though.I think we discriminated against them, which makes sense considering how much running around and lifting we did.

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[–] RickC-137 ago 

I worked in restaurants for a while. I went with "BEEP BEEP" instead of behind, works pretty well, and is never misheard.

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[–] HaveFunGoodLuck ago 

This shit hits home so bad.

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[–] hypercat ago 

OH GOD. I used "beep Beep". Because I guess they get that. I would do "behind" in the kitchen, but the fats get "beep beep"...sometimes. But fortunately I worked where fire was involved so I could walk up and be like, YO, FIRE AND SHIT. I could eat all the damn cheese I wanted and still be 140 (I tall like snu snu, 5'10", heels make me ultra snu snu). Now life is at a desk and I have cut down on my tasty, yummy, happy dance favorites but I eat cheese everyday, because cheese. Same weight 15 years later. Plus, I guess I was hot enough to ask the bartender out at my bar and him to say yes. BAM!

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[–] beginner_sl 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Waitressing in heels...Girl, I salute you. To be fair, I used to work at a diner and it was hard enough to waitress in sneakers. I am seriously impressed with your hustle right now.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thank you! It helps me stand out and my regulars love it.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't be surprised when some people think you're the GM or owner.

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[–] DeadBabyFactory 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

hahaha I picture you as the crazy waitress in the movie "Waiting." Except more awesome and less crazy

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