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[–] AvocadoPie ago 

This here is PERSONAL fat people hate of the 9th degree. Yesss I can FEEL THE HATE.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You should hear me when I get drunk. I completely lose my censor and just let my inner shitlady out to play. My friends all get a kick out of it.

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[–] AvocadoPie ago 

Im pretty jealous your friends get kick out of it. Living in a fatty south with a liberal-esque college town means I'm prone to hurting Fee Fees.

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[–] DeadBabyFactory 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

hahaha I picture you as the crazy waitress in the movie "Waiting." Except more awesome and less crazy

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[–] beginner_sl 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Waitressing in heels...Girl, I salute you. To be fair, I used to work at a diner and it was hard enough to waitress in sneakers. I am seriously impressed with your hustle right now.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thank you! It helps me stand out and my regulars love it.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't be surprised when some people think you're the GM or owner.

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[–] FPSFairy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The 5'0", 200+ butterballs who roll around, leaving trails of butter and incompetence in their wake

Ugh, I still have trouble comprehending that there are people exactly my height and twice my weight. I wonder if that makes me blessed or cursed.

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[–] Rokuah 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It makes you human.

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[–] primaryappellation 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nearly a foot and a half shorter...and my weight. What the everloving fuck

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[–] PANTERAisLIFE 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Trails of butter !! Hahaha. Fellow waitress/bartender, 5 feet 7 inches and 125 lbs. I recently quit Denny's to work in a real restaurant, where only humans can fit behind the bar.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

All of our bartenders but one are humans, thank baby Jesus. Can you imagine how slow drinks would be coming out otherwise?

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[–] sugarcoatedstrych9 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The fat sack of shit in the kitchen I work in has said "I'm too fat for this kitchen!" several times, and still never moves even when she sees people coming. She's even made eye contact with me while I'm heading her way and will step directly, deliberately in my path to block it and then stay there. I should just kick her knees in next time.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd suggest just slamming into her, but that'd probably hurt you more than the beast.

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[–] l23r 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I worked in a kitchen with some stupid broad who wore flip flops. This was a casual place where they didn't care if you wore running shoes, but she took it way too far. I "accidentally" stepped on her feet with my steel toed boots. I didn't see her around much after that, so I assume she quit.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure open-toe shoes are not allowed by law in food service in any municipality anywhere in the first world.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Glorious rant. Let it all out.

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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What kind of place employs hot waitresses in skirts and heels and lardos?

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Maybe there weren't enough hot waitresses to hire.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

A place that realizes the hot waitresses are going to be the ones bringing in sales but the fat waitresses would REEE discrimination if they weren't hired.

I'd be less vague, but I have a rather distinct look at work and I'd hate to give too many details and get doxxed.

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