[–] DeadBabyFactory 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
hahaha I picture you as the crazy waitress in the movie "Waiting." Except more awesome and less crazy
[–] beginner_sl 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Waitressing in heels...Girl, I salute you. To be fair, I used to work at a diner and it was hard enough to waitress in sneakers. I am seriously impressed with your hustle right now.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thank you! It helps me stand out and my regulars love it.
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't be surprised when some people think you're the GM or owner.
[–] primaryappellation 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nearly a foot and a half shorter...and my weight. What the everloving fuck
[–] PANTERAisLIFE 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Trails of butter !! Hahaha. Fellow waitress/bartender, 5 feet 7 inches and 125 lbs. I recently quit Denny's to work in a real restaurant, where only humans can fit behind the bar.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
All of our bartenders but one are humans, thank baby Jesus. Can you imagine how slow drinks would be coming out otherwise?
[–] sugarcoatedstrych9 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The fat sack of shit in the kitchen I work in has said "I'm too fat for this kitchen!" several times, and still never moves even when she sees people coming. She's even made eye contact with me while I'm heading her way and will step directly, deliberately in my path to block it and then stay there. I should just kick her knees in next time.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd suggest just slamming into her, but that'd probably hurt you more than the beast.
[–] l23r 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I worked in a kitchen with some stupid broad who wore flip flops. This was a casual place where they didn't care if you wore running shoes, but she took it way too far. I "accidentally" stepped on her feet with my steel toed boots. I didn't see her around much after that, so I assume she quit.
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm pretty sure open-toe shoes are not allowed by law in food service in any municipality anywhere in the first world.
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
What kind of place employs hot waitresses in skirts and heels and lardos?
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe there weren't enough hot waitresses to hire.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
A place that realizes the hot waitresses are going to be the ones bringing in sales but the fat waitresses would REEE discrimination if they weren't hired.
I'd be less vague, but I have a rather distinct look at work and I'd hate to give too many details and get doxxed.
[–] AvocadoPie ago
This here is PERSONAL fat people hate of the 9th degree. Yesss I can FEEL THE HATE.
[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You should hear me when I get drunk. I completely lose my censor and just let my inner shitlady out to play. My friends all get a kick out of it.
[–] AvocadoPie ago
Im pretty jealous your friends get kick out of it. Living in a fatty south with a liberal-esque college town means I'm prone to hurting Fee Fees.