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[–] sugarcoatedstrych9 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The fat sack of shit in the kitchen I work in has said "I'm too fat for this kitchen!" several times, and still never moves even when she sees people coming. She's even made eye contact with me while I'm heading her way and will step directly, deliberately in my path to block it and then stay there. I should just kick her knees in next time.

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[–] l23r 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I worked in a kitchen with some stupid broad who wore flip flops. This was a casual place where they didn't care if you wore running shoes, but she took it way too far. I "accidentally" stepped on her feet with my steel toed boots. I didn't see her around much after that, so I assume she quit.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure open-toe shoes are not allowed by law in food service in any municipality anywhere in the first world.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd suggest just slamming into her, but that'd probably hurt you more than the beast.

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[–] Leelem0n 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

"Well, it depends on how hungry you are and who you're sharing with."

Ugh, having to say that knowing full well they'll inhale it and eat another meal in 30 minutes...

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Exactly. They're so fucking disgusting.

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[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

man I thought I had a rough day at work...

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I honestly love my job. It's fast-paced, I'm appreciated, and I make almost $200/night most nights, just in tips. But those fats have been getting to me, man. I needed to vent.

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[–] etherandhoney 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The grossest is how employees get free food.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not here, thankfully. Just 50% off a meal, only when you're on the clock.

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[–] DrFingers 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I used to shout. "Watch out, hot oil!" If I knew it was the kind of beast that wouldn't move otherwise, or pretend not to hear.

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[–] darthbrodin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Scream "watch out, steamed vegetables!" We know if there's one thing that terrifies a hambeast, it's a vegetable.

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[–] vegansdoitbetter [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Smart. I should start doing that.