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[–] 248216? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I've always had this weird fantasy of beating the shit out of a large cat in order to save a family

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[–] Eclaune 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

OH GOD

DID YOU HEAR THAT, GUYS

ITS LEGS ARE ALSO HANDS

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[–] Pinyaka 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Weird. I fantasize about beating the shit out of a large family in order to save a cat. Takes all kinds, I guess.

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[–] raisin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

starts spinning around in the chair like crazy

They can't get me! They can't!

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[–] ARelatedFact 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

DID YOU KNOW! Bobcats are excellent swimmers

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[–] bill.lee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ha, great advice @Gimli_The_Dwarf...now, I've got to be looking for bobcats in every damn place! Bobcats are like the slender-man. Well, my 'checking the room for bobcats' time just went up about 1000%.

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[–] Peglius 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

my whole life i have been just inches away from being murdered, god damn bobcats

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[–] asdasd 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I actually sell magic rocks that keep bobcats away. How do you know they work? Well do you see a bobcat?

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[–] zer0t3ch ago 

I'm a zombie hunter

Bull shit, zombies aren't real!

So you've never seen a zombie?

Well..... No.

Then I guess I'm doing okay at my job.

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[–] zer0t3ch 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well shit.....

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[–] brosencephalon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh shit. I don't see one right now!

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