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[–] PrivilegedWhiteMale 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Again? Fuck me, this is the fifth time Agent fucking 0 has done this! And it’s not like it’s a difficult form to fill out. Lets see. Name. Age. Location. Reason for kill request. Signature. That’s it! Every other agent seems to understand but Agent fucking 0, the arrogant piece of shit. I guess Agent 0 is too fucking busy to fill out a few lines.

 

And it’s always the same thing that’s missing: reason for kill request. You can’t just go killing willy-nilly! There’s a process. You fill out the request form, it goes to the Committee, and it’s either granted or denied. But you can’t do that if you don’t fill out the entire form.

 

Now I have to call up his handler, who is going to give me the I’m-too-busy-for-this-shit spiel. And then I’ll have to wait until the handler can get a hold of Agent fucking 0, and then wait until Agent fucking 0 decides to send me the info I need. In the meantime, Agent fucking 0 will do god-knows-what, and probably just kill the guy before getting approval, just like he did the other four times. And, of course, someone from the Committee will come down to visit me, asking why they never got the request form, and again I’ll tell them that Agent fucking 0 never completed it. But will Agent fucking 0 get in trouble? No. Will I? Yes.

 

Fuck Agent 0.

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[–] escapefromredditbay [S] ago 

fantastic.