[–] Officedrone 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
http://archive.is/nZwwu because fuck imgur
[–] fryabeetus 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Fatties don't have serious goals beyond consumption, so it makes sense that it would get a tattoo of a company whose entire business model is advertising useless vertically integrated junk to hungry idiots.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I completely agree!
posted from my iPhone /s
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Doesn't get much more beta than this guy.
[–] whalespotterHD 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It coud've been a penguin and not an apple
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[–] Captain_Janeway 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It probably doesn't realize it's an apple or it would have gotten something else.
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
“Think different?” WTF is that supposed to mean or imply? How about something more appropriate---like maybe “Get a full-length mirror, look at yourself and be honest about what you see."
[–] MightBeADuck 1 point 15 points 16 points (+16|-1) ago
Looks like a super fat Buster from Arrested Development.
Also, great guess the gender candidate.
[–] BingoVelcro 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I thought the same thing!