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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

“Think different?” WTF is that supposed to mean or imply? How about something more appropriate---like maybe “Get a full-length mirror, look at yourself and be honest about what you see."

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[–] Captain_Janeway 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It probably doesn't realize it's an apple or it would have gotten something else.

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[–] Officedrone 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

http://archive.is/nZwwu because fuck imgur

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[–] Crensch 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Gets tattoo of thing he'll never eat. "Think different" indeed.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It tried to eat a computer once. It was high on sugar and mistook it for a pizza.

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[–] Shitlord2016 ago 

Like 70% of the population and be obese.

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Doesn't get much more beta than this guy.

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[–] whalespotterHD 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It coud've been a penguin and not an apple

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again ago 

Cant eat a penguin... easily

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[–] whalespotterHD 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I tried, but I still think you are a disgrace to humanity

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[–] MightBeADuck 1 point 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Looks like a super fat Buster from Arrested Development.

Also, great guess the gender candidate.

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[–] BingoVelcro 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I thought the same thing!