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[–] blahblahgafsucks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes, they are very dangerous, Mr. Gaffot. Better stay safely locked away in your bedroom and wait for mommy to bring you some more chicken tendies.

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[–] ZeroXVX 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I await the PTSD he gained from twirling a sparkler. Meanwhile me and every other normal person enjoyed setting off mortars throughout the night.

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[–] SuperSpicyBasil 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Fucking anime avatar.

I've had someone start a fight by burning out a cigarette on my hand. A ffucking spark in the eye? How sheltered are these manchildren?!

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[–] Hooligaani ago 

Not starting a pissing contest or anything, one morning I woke up with several cigarette burn marks on my hands. They were perfectly round. Turns out I was so drunk the night before and I upset some guy, he then wanted to fight and he kept stubbing his ciggy out on my hands. Don't remember a thing :)

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[–] Philanthropist 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They're actually insufferable pussies.

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[–] UncleDoug 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Sparklers huh? Fire!!!!

*edit: one person doesn't get the Young Frankenstein reference.

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[–] mig2k 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

At least he doesn't have to worry about it hitting his vagina.

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[–] AmiroxSickMom 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's logical, sparklers kill thousands each year, muslims don't harm a soul. I think I have earnt my gaf degree.

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[–] this_somuchthis 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

literally shaking right now!

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