[–] blahblahgafsucks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yes, they are very dangerous, Mr. Gaffot. Better stay safely locked away in your bedroom and wait for mommy to bring you some more chicken tendies.
[–] SuperSpicyBasil 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Fucking anime avatar.
I've had someone start a fight by burning out a cigarette on my hand. A ffucking spark in the eye? How sheltered are these manchildren?!
[–] Hooligaani ago
Not starting a pissing contest or anything, one morning I woke up with several cigarette burn marks on my hands. They were perfectly round. Turns out I was so drunk the night before and I upset some guy, he then wanted to fight and he kept stubbing his ciggy out on my hands. Don't remember a thing :)
[–] Philanthropist 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
They're actually insufferable pussies.
[–] Indepentarian 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
A spark in his eye? A spark in his eye?
And to think I spent last Sunday on my back in my buddy's driveway, using an angle grinder to shave an inch off his bent fender with just wraparound sunglasses for protection.
[–] daquakatak [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
5 year olds aren't even scared of sparklers.
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[–] UncleDoug 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
Sparklers huh? Fire!!!!
*edit: one person doesn't get the Young Frankenstein reference.