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[–] Z3xxy9 ago  (edited ago)

Lower the posted weight limit. Or grab that shitlord sign that says only 2 hams per trip.

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[–] 5687828? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Uh, I don't think so, we added up our weight while we were in there. We weren't even close, like 1800..."

Should have offered to weigh all of them right there.

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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She says 10 adults with an average weight of "200."

"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled." - Richard Feynman

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I see a market opportunity here. With ~70% of Americans being fat, installable elevator flooring that weighs the total occupants and sends a "do not start" signal to the elevator when it hits it's (programmable) weight limit.

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[–] dragonjujo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nice elevators already have this feature.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's why it's an installable floor, you can back-fit older elevators with no issues.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I love this. Billing fatasses for damages needs t. Be the norm.

When I was in high school, we took a class trip and managed to get an elevator stuck. There must have been 15 students and two or three adults, all of us normal size for being 15 or so. We should have known better with it being a very old elevator but we thought it was fine. I learned then to pay attention to the weight limit. The hotel manager said it happens often and we were stuck less than ten minutes. I cannot imagine getting stuck with smelly fats. I make it a point to never get on an elevator with a fat ever.

I love that she said they were all 200lbs. Do they really think anyone buys that?!?! Hello, we can see you and I have a rough estimate of what 200lbs looks like. Elevators don't lie or buy into delusion. Most elevators I have seen say blank weight or blank number of people can ride at a time. So maybe 600lbs or four people would ride. They must have been way over the amount of people that could ride let along weight. I can see it saying 600lbs or four people and having four shitlord adults and four shitkids, you may be a little over the limits but have done it with no problem.

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[–] JellyBeanBandit 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Surprised there were no whalesongs about 'discriminayshun' for a lift not being accessible to crowds of all weights :P

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[–] beetus_saves 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It wasn't a miscalculation. That would assume that someone had to have a thought that wasn't "Ooh, me again.". Fat people have no concept of consequences. Only entitlement. If it was a group of 30 fats they still would've tried to all squeeze in.

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[–] GrimRipple 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

You tell a story, Sir. I liked it.

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