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[–] ConfirmedPigeon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

FUCKING delusional ham planets thinking their "beetusful" weight affects no one but their blubbery selves

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How many floors are there in the building?

Also, I'd suggest changing the max weight limit sign to several hundred pounds below the current capacity. You know those hams aren't going to foot the bill.

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[–] LMTV [S] ago 

3 floors total. And yeah we changed the sign today. It basically says: 8 people or 2000lbs, whichever comes first. Playing it real safe

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Of course they fucking lied about their own weight.

Wonder what the Fire fighters were saying after that fiasco.

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[–] dingomeat 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

firefighters' main job these days is pulling fatties out of buildings

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[–] Mr_Wolf ago 

Must be why my local FD is directly hiring, when normally it was a 5 year waiting list.

The fats in my local area have exploded in my local area, but they swear it's not to smoke pot.

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[–] Techius 4 points -3 points (+1|-4) ago  (edited ago)

With all that weight in the lift I'm surprised the elevator cable didn't snap.

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[–] drakesdoom 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Don't know where this was but in USA the elevator has to have a catastrophic failure limit 3x the posted limit.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Another "Muh bodeh dussun affect others story." Your manager sounds awesome.

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[–] LMTV [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I am proud to work for this man. He doesn't put up with people and their shit