[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The fuckin pants are so tight, I'm surprised that it could bend over to pick up the box.
[–] pizzajesus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Oh Houston... We sure do suck
[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yes we do. Both in fats and crime. And GD roadways... so many potholes.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yall have my condolences, i hate when work takes me there.
[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I couldn't stand Houston. Visited my buddy there for a month. One of the worst places I have been. The daily lightning storms were kinda cool though.
[–] OuijaAllin 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
I'm so glad to see shitlording alive and well—sometimes I get concerned with all the ultra-PC bullshit making the rounds. <3
[–] silver_polish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A lot of people only speak up in "safe" situations. Shitlording against a fatshit thief caught on camera like this, that isn't something you can reasonably object to.
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[–] shiznitleader 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
it thought that they were suguhs and ate em.
[–] Teeheesaurus-Rex [S] 1 point 32 points 33 points (+33|-1) ago
This needs to be a meme. "Fatty steals package from a front porch... Turns out to be pre workout and creatine supplements"
[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Bad Luck Fatty
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Opens a donut box... finds a vegetable medley.
[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Tries to run from cops.
Can't.