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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh Houston... We sure do suck

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[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I couldn't stand Houston. Visited my buddy there for a month. One of the worst places I have been. The daily lightning storms were kinda cool though.

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes we do. Both in fats and crime. And GD roadways... so many potholes.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yall have my condolences, i hate when work takes me there.

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[–] vuke69 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Those pants are so tight you can see its stretch marks.

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[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The fuckin pants are so tight, I'm surprised that it could bend over to pick up the box.

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[–] terimaki 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It used its gravity field to take the box into orbit.

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[–] Teeheesaurus-Rex [S] 1 point 32 points (+33|-1) ago 

This needs to be a meme. "Fatty steals package from a front porch... Turns out to be pre workout and creatine supplements"

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Bad Luck Fatty

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Tries to run from cops.

Can't.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Opens a donut box... finds a vegetable medley.