[–] icamefromreddityo ago (edited ago)
There is a video called "jar squatter" or "1 man 1 jar" that I think you should watch. Same video, different names I've seen it under.
Old video. Yeah, okay, look. No-one is telling you to sit on a jar like an idiot.
When a glass bottle or jar shatters inside a human anus, the anus has to be bypassed. That means a colostomy bag for the rest of your life.
It does not therefore follow that all bottles will cause "a vacuum" requiring hospitalisation. That just means that some idiots break glass up their asses.
Also, you could use a plastic bottle if you wanted.
outside of an emergency room doctor I cant think of anyone who would be more knowledgeable about what can safely fit inside of a human anus than gay bdsm proponents.
Haha..."safely"...again, the attempt to legitimise something that involves banging objects up your ass. If you weren't deluded about being "sexy" during this action you'd know how irrelevant that is. You're not being "safe" when you insert your pretty pink 1 inch thick dildo, you're being the definition of a fag. At least grow some balls and wreck that anus.
Besides, I can think of worse ways to spend a weekend.
I...can't actually, but anyway.
BTW I am not being literal here, I'm not actually suggesting that you shove a bottle up your ass. I'm pointing out the absurdity of trying to make something "sexy" when it involves ramming things up your butt and dressing like a nonce.
[–] oedipusaurus_rex ago
...pretty pink 1 inch thick dildo, you're being the definition of a fag. At least grow some balls and wreck that anus.
I don't think any gay bdsm'ers are going to have a pink 1 incher.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_the-25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html
[–] icamefromreddityo ago (edited ago)
Most of those are pretty tame and actually prove my point. But they encompass more than just anal toys so it's largely irrelevant.
The reality is that it's a faeces covered affair, involving predominantly ugly, hairy or effeminate looking 'men' who are deluded about their sex appeal.
[–] oedipusaurus_rex ago
Old video. Yeah, okay, look. No-one is telling you to sit on a jar like an idiot.
followed by
At least grow some balls and wreck that anus
[–] icamefromreddityo ago (edited ago)
Correlation is not equal to causation. You don't have to "wreck that anus" by stupidly sitting on a fragile jar placed on a hard surface.
The problem I have with people like you, is that they try to apply the sexiness of natural sexual relationships to the abject perversion of homosexual fetishes. You will never look "sexy" in that outfight, that term is reserved for actual, legitimate females.
[–] oedipusaurus_rex ago
http://www.wisegeek.org/what-is-the-difference-between-fact-and-opinion.htm
this should help
[–] icamefromreddityo ago
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