[–] Daucus7 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
Growing up, my family was really poor so we ate a lot of rice and beans and eggs and frozen vegetables. We couldn't afford Hot Pockets or soda pop or tortilla chips or whatever candy or junk food there was. Mac 'n' Cheese was a treat.
People who whine that they can't afford to eat healthy because they can't get whatever highfalutin shit at Whole Foods just piss me off. You're not poor - you're stupid.
[–] biddle [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fuck yes. What did me pa put on the table with his 500/month SNAPS? We ate mac n cheese, Velveeta ramen, canned pork n beans, Campbell's casseroles with Doritos crushed up on them, lots of cheap glazed rolls and donuts and chips, Dew instead of water, fried toast, SPAM, fried baloney, and a shit ton of ground beef and hot dogs and potato hash. Seasonings? Ketchup. No vegetables. No way in hell this is poor people food. My father was just fucking lazy and didn't give a single thought to budgeting or eating healthy, despite not working.
Why is my whole family rail-thin? All of them are meth addicts, and none of them have cars. Plus, they're outside all day like grown-ass hooligans.
[–] hiddenbutt 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My sister does a lot of work with impoverished minorities in public schools. One family got onto SNAP, and the mom was remarking that they were eating like kings now. They went from 200$ a month for food to 400$ a month for food. And you can bet they weren't buying processed crap with it. If you don't buy processed crap, you can eat steak and lobster and roasts almost every night on SNAP.
[–] OOZING_CURVES 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It's also why they're hams in the first place.
[–] biddle [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
"I wish I had time for a 30 mile bike ride." Yeah, because it'd take you all day. "If I had time, I wouldn't eat here (McDonald's) every day." Fruit and raw veg are fucking delicious. "My skin would be clear too if I obsessively scrubbed at it all day like you." I don't like McDonald's lard scum stinking up my body. "My body can't handle vegetables." Because it literally forgot how to shit like a normal person. "Are you anorexic?" "Are you lying?" "At least I look like a woman." "If you have to starve yourself to look good in those clothes, I'm happy with my sweats."
"Don't offer B some, she's too good for cake." I know how you fucking live. You show up everyday covered in fur and yesterday's BO, and your car smells like dead animal because it's filled with dead animal scraps. YOU ARE LAZY FUCKING SENSATION SEEKERS. NO MORE EXCUSES. FOOD IS THE LAMEST FUCKING DRUG THERE IS ANYWAY. GO TAKE L OR E. IT"S ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU. MAYBE YOU WONT BE SUCH WHINY DOWNERS ANYMORE. Had to let it out. I don't want to actually be a bitter asshole back, you know. I have self-control.
[–] alc0 ago
There is always heroin! Which is huge nowadays. They won't have any spare money for food because it all goes to more heroin! Hurrah! Btw what is L?
[–] biddle [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
L is acid. I have a preference for old slang over new slang in general. The hammy coworkers talk entirely in new slang and memeish idioms, and they sound fucking retarded.
[–] 5641095? ago (edited ago)
You know how long it takes me to ride my bike to work 11 miles? 40 minutes. Know how long it takes to drive? An hour. I hate people with the excuse that "[they're] too busy!" Spend the $125.00 on a cheap bike and get the fuck out there. Or buy a used one for $25.00. Or get one for free at a police auction. Oh wait, then you wouldn't have an excuse anymore, sorry.
[–] HAESisalie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I always love when the fats talk about they don't have time for exercise, or I am lucky for having the time etc.
I fucking make the time. My health and fitness is a priority in my life. A priority above watching the voice, the bachelor, my 400 pound life, the biggest loser, etc ad naseaum. They don't have time to work out but they watch TV for hours on end and know the plotlines of every show.
My fat step mother literally heads for the bedroom TV every night right after her and my dad have dinner. "My shows are one" EVERY FUCKING NIGHT. There is not one night where her shows are not on non-stop from 7-11pm. She keeps the TV on all day as well. I think it is pretty typical in fat households.
[–] biddle [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
i've been unexposed for normal people so long that i totally forgot about the tv thing XD fuck, we took a walk on christmas day, and every family was around the TV.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Or coke, don't forget coke. It'll put them in a better mood, and hopefully, reduce their appetite. Fattys can fuck that up too.
[–] ShitArchon ago
For example, Amberlynn Reid had a "mukbang" and stuffed her face with pizza when she was on diet pills and not hungry at all.
[–] biddle [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
fuck, no, they don't need anymore addictions. they already dont provide enough labor to earn all the food they eat, relative to the goddamn rest of the earth. time for them to actually use their muscles and brains for once to improve their lives. and lmao. hard drug users are just as often fat slobs.