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[–] slugsrgr8t 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
They don't even have proportionally "big" boobs either. Good lord...
[–] FlowersByIrene 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Exactly. She's a 40DD? I'm a 32DD. I'm not a mathematician but I'm pretty sure that make my breasts like 600% bigger than hers, proportionately. And mine are actually made out off breast tissue not Crisco.
[–] proteinfordays 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But wearing tight, revealing clothing is how they dismantle the Patriarchy, dontcha know?
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
generous boobage
fat sacks... you meant to say "fat sacks"
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Wow they're both fucking ugly but Kristin looks like the aftermath of a train wreck.
I refuse to accept that any woman reads this for any reason other than to see people uglier than themselves getting positive attention.
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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And the other as cupcakes. I didn't need pictures (or the 40in chest measurement!) to know these are going to be two whales. ugh
[–] Papasmurfed262 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I want to die after seeing that
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
I want them to die after seeing that.
[–] Papasmurfed262 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I don't know though suicide would stop me from seeing even a picture of them again, or maybe I should just go blind like Stan smith.
[–] MorticiaMarina 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ugh, god. That "Kristen"... Fats with faces so bad you question whether or not it's a sign of genetic mental retardation.
I wonder why fat women find other fat women who like Grumpy Cat appealing and relatable.
[–] BingoButts 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
By imagining how great it would feel to burn her as biodiesel in you tractor?
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 34 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago
God, that first picture on the right is fucking horrid. It's like Kristen tries to look as ugly, old, and miserable as possible. Imagine my surprise when I found out "Deputy droopy Dog" is actually younger than me. If I put up a side by side comparison of us, you would never guess that I am the older one. I look like a pre-teen compared to that thing.
Now for her quote:
Translation: "I have a second stomach that rests on top of my fupa, and I like to tell people I have big tits when infact I'm just wide, flat, and flabby. I call waterparks, pools and beaches "evil" because every time I am at one, they send out a crew from NOAA to come scoop me up in a net and bring me back to the ocean. I'm in so much debt from all the rescues they have performed, that I just got a second job at SeaWorld performing twice a day to pay it off."
Translation: "Hi, we're two of the ten attention seeking fatties at buzzfeed. We have hardly any tits, but we have plenty of fat folds and lumps that we try to pass off as cleavage. We prefer bras because they push our folds of moldy lard upwards, but we're trying something different because $attenshun. They didn't have any that fit us, so they took the nets they used to rescue us in, and tied ropes to them so we could have makeshift bralettes. Is that a donut? I smell donuts..."
Seriously, look at this thing on the right. Da fuq? What is that? Where does its chin end and where the hell did it's neck go? Why the hell did she think that was a good face to make for the camera? Did it get a whiff of itself? If that isn't a candidate for "The Most Punchable Face Ever" then I don't know what is..
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
That Kristin is disgustingly flat-chested for how atrociously fat it is.
[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Fats still cling to the DD/DDD cup size meaning 'big boobs' but its meaningless with the 40" torsotube.
[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Stop. Stop I can't take any more. This is fucking gold, all of it.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Haha thanks! I'm having one of those mornings and this just sent me over the edge... like look at that face! I can't stand her fucking face. Its horrendous. Glad I could make you laugh :)
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Seriously, look at this thing on the rightJPG. Da fuq? What is that?
I remember it from Fraggle Rock.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/b/b8/Trash_heap.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101120181311
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
OMG I just pee'd a little I laughed so hard. I used to love Fraggle Rock, I don't know how I didn't make the comparison. Brilliant.
[–] physicscat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh dear god...I totally forgot this! Nostalgia!!!!
[–] Lilina 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Indeed, and I probably look a decade younger even though my facial hair if I let it grow is starting to turn grey or white in spots than that hog. When a prematurely greying man in his twenties looks younger, that's not a good thing.