[–] rordongamsay 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
They literally described their breasts as "muffin" and "burrito" shaped. Also, the Kale shirt is incredibly ironic.
[–] AxonCaradoc 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
"40*cupsize"
Annnnd there goes my curiosity.
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
UnionJacqueline's Cardinal Rule: Under no circumstance should your stomach extend beyond your boobs*. Applies to both men and women.
*Unless you're a pregnant woman in her second or third trimester or pregnancy.
[–] retailslave 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Absolutely horrid. And of course they compare everything to food. Nasty
[–] printStackTrace 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Aside from how gross and repulsive these 'big boobed' (lol) fatty toads are, what is this shit article even supposed to get across? There's literally no message. It isn't political, news, gossip, opinion, anything. It's just two fat girls writing a blog post to draw attention to themselves. 'LOOK AT US TRY CLOTHES ON WEW GOOD ARTICLE'. What's the fucking point? At the very least, slap some of your shit fat-positive rhetoric on it. This is a 'top post', people, top fucking post with over a million views. It's like me writing an article, 'look at this toast I just came on'.
[–] CaptHamPlanet 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's advertisement, buzzfat are so blatant with this type of shit I don't understand why the ftc hasn't fined them yet.
[–] AutumnAshe 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Kristen had...an engagement party? Someone is engaged to marry that? Even if she weren't fat and ugly, she seems so annoying and vapid. No looks and no personality, just an annoying writer for Buzzfat meant to make other fatties feel better about themselves and someone is choosing to marry her.
I'm so confused.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Probably engaged to another fat chick.
[–] culofiesta 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Buzzfat can't pretend their male audience is anything but beta chubby chasers now.
[–] justdont 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
That Kirstin thing looks absolutely horrible. There is so much wrong with it, I don't even know where to start.
[–] BingoButts 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
By imagining how great it would feel to burn her as biodiesel in you tractor?
[–] justdont 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yes, that is a very good starting point. Thank you for that mental image!