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[–] justdont 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

That Kirstin thing looks absolutely horrible. There is so much wrong with it, I don't even know where to start.

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[–] BingoButts 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

By imagining how great it would feel to burn her as biodiesel in you tractor?

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[–] justdont 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes, that is a very good starting point. Thank you for that mental image!

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[–] Fatkinisfat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Kristin looks like a pug with glasses... and also Drew Carey. I am so thankful for my beautiful genes right now, because no amount of weight loss can fix a Drew Carey face!

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[–] iammeandyouareme 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

That's an insult to pugs. Pugs are fucking adorable.

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[–] Fatkinisfat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You are absolutely correct. My apologies to pugs :-(

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[–] MorticiaMarina 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ugh, god. That "Kristen"... Fats with faces so bad you question whether or not it's a sign of genetic mental retardation.

I wonder why fat women find other fat women who like Grumpy Cat appealing and relatable.

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[–] Papasmurfed262 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I want to die after seeing that

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

I want them to die after seeing that.

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[–] Papasmurfed262 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I don't know though suicide would stop me from seeing even a picture of them again, or maybe I should just go blind like Stan smith.

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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And the other as cupcakes. I didn't need pictures (or the 40in chest measurement!) to know these are going to be two whales. ugh

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

and it seems like it's... proud?

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Wow they're both fucking ugly but Kristin looks like the aftermath of a train wreck.

I refuse to accept that any woman reads this for any reason other than to see people uglier than themselves getting positive attention.

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

generous boobage

fat sacks... you meant to say "fat sacks"

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[–] muh_lard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

add shorts to the list

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[–] proteinfordays 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But wearing tight, revealing clothing is how they dismantle the Patriarchy, dontcha know?

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[–] slugsrgr8t 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

They don't even have proportionally "big" boobs either. Good lord...

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[–] FlowersByIrene 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Exactly. She's a 40DD? I'm a 32DD. I'm not a mathematician but I'm pretty sure that make my breasts like 600% bigger than hers, proportionately. And mine are actually made out off breast tissue not Crisco.

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

But, like a child, they take something you tell them not to do and become motivated to do it as a pathetic attempt at rebellion. Better to just mention how gross they look no matter what they put on.

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