[–] Fatkinisfat 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Kristin looks like a pug with glasses... and also Drew Carey. I am so thankful for my beautiful genes right now, because no amount of weight loss can fix a Drew Carey face!
[–] iammeandyouareme 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
That's an insult to pugs. Pugs are fucking adorable.
[–] Fatkinisfat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You are absolutely correct. My apologies to pugs :-(
[–] MorticiaMarina 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ugh, god. That "Kristen"... Fats with faces so bad you question whether or not it's a sign of genetic mental retardation.
I wonder why fat women find other fat women who like Grumpy Cat appealing and relatable.
[–] Papasmurfed262 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I want to die after seeing that
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
I want them to die after seeing that.
[–] Papasmurfed262 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I don't know though suicide would stop me from seeing even a picture of them again, or maybe I should just go blind like Stan smith.
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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And the other as cupcakes. I didn't need pictures (or the 40in chest measurement!) to know these are going to be two whales. ugh
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Wow they're both fucking ugly but Kristin looks like the aftermath of a train wreck.
I refuse to accept that any woman reads this for any reason other than to see people uglier than themselves getting positive attention.
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
generous boobage
fat sacks... you meant to say "fat sacks"
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[–] proteinfordays 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But wearing tight, revealing clothing is how they dismantle the Patriarchy, dontcha know?
[–] slugsrgr8t 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
They don't even have proportionally "big" boobs either. Good lord...
[–] FlowersByIrene 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Exactly. She's a 40DD? I'm a 32DD. I'm not a mathematician but I'm pretty sure that make my breasts like 600% bigger than hers, proportionately. And mine are actually made out off breast tissue not Crisco.
[–] justdont 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
That Kirstin thing looks absolutely horrible. There is so much wrong with it, I don't even know where to start.
[–] BingoButts 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
By imagining how great it would feel to burn her as biodiesel in you tractor?
[–] justdont 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yes, that is a very good starting point. Thank you for that mental image!