[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] trustmeimnotastalker 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Looks more like it already stole the cookie and is now taunting the child before eating it.

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[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

More like it just ate a full bucket of breaded children and then followed a clown makeup tutorial entitled "nightmare fuel: yes you are".

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[–] senpaithatignoresyou 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The child would run away from it before the cookie would be stolen.

no, it looks like it has given a child a roofie and is about to rape it.

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[–] EarlPoncho 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 53 points (+53|-0) ago 

That's fucking horrifying.

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[–] smoledman 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My words exactly. My worst fucking nightmare of a potential 'girlfriend'.

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[–] Gaydonuts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh gosh the line really must be long for this butterbeast - for people now asking to have their eyes ripped out.

Where do I apply?

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[–] smoledman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

lol - keep slinging it.

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

0% self awareness

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[–] stoic_shitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well, that's terrifying.

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[–] ridsloth 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Unless it's flirting with a grape popsicle by showing off what it did with the blue raspberry one.... no.

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[–] Poonraider047XIII 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Quick!! Kill it before it lays eggs!!!

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[–] smoledman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

At least spiders fulfill a role in nature.

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[–] Poonraider047XIII 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hahaha, I just pictures a bunch of pigspiders crawling around Costco.

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