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[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Checking the boxes down the list we have the whole package here. Femitard glasses, check. Bad partially shaved head haircut, check. Morbidly obese, check. Thinks a photo of its necktits is hot, check. Joker-style lip makeup, check. Livestock-style nose piercing, check.

This would appear to be the classic basic pan-demi-half-double-decaf-sexual feminazitard. I don't see a list of approved pronouns, so I'll suggest these: fugly, fuglier, and fugliest.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus ago 

Missing bright colored hair, too. Almost whole package, though.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers ago 

We also would've accepted ham/hamself/hamselves

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[–] Whitelights [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Greasy - check

Smug expression - check

No collarbone - check

I hope someone with talent makes the tumblr/fatacceptance warrior bingo a real thing.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The nose piercings are especially puzzling. She has such an enourmous fucking nose, why would you put jewelry on it to draw attention to it?

This being said, she literally has zero pleasant facial features anyways, so I guess it's not like the piercings are drawing attention away from something more attractive.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"She."

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[–] Whitelights [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

OMG look at it's tiny little ear! It looks so small next to her nose!

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Barney Rubble (cartoon version) in drag. http://i.imgur.com/11rQ5n9.png?1

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well that is definitely one way to ensure erectile dysfunction.

All serious though, that is the definition of a punchable face.

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why so serious, Batman?

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[–] Poonraider047XIII 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nuke it from orbit..... that's the only way to be sure..

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[–] Poonraider047XIII 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Quick!! Kill it before it lays eggs!!!

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[–] smoledman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

At least spiders fulfill a role in nature.

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[–] Poonraider047XIII 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hahaha, I just pictures a bunch of pigspiders crawling around Costco.

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[–] ridsloth 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Unless it's flirting with a grape popsicle by showing off what it did with the blue raspberry one.... no.

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[–] stoic_shitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well, that's terrifying.

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

0% self awareness

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