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[–] TheSlenderGirl 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

Or how about you lose some goddamn weight so you can sit in a normal goddamn chair like a fucking human!

And people don't "avoid" using handicap spaces. They can't. Unless they have a permit. There isn't a permit for chairs, because your obesity isn't a disability it's a lifestyle choice that you make and you deserve to suffer with.

From now on let's all sit in the biggest seating possible so fats are forced to be uncomfortable

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

let's all sit in the biggest seating possible so fats are forced to be uncomfortable

While in theory this is a great idea, I would avoid sitting in these seats. As we all know, fats aren't so great at wiping their ass, this is just the first among many other horrifying possibilities.

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[–] To_the_Beetus_Yall 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Exactly. It is undoubtedly going to be covered in fats' shartstains and you might catch the beetus from it.

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[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This is exactly why I try to always use the smallest toilet stall at the office. I know the fats can't fit so they're not as dirty.

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

hell no. You bet your ass I see a bigger seat, I'm gonna sit in it. more space for me and my bag to be by my side. Fat people are retarded to think some one would do this for them

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[–] Fuck-off-fatties 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

What's funny is my husband and daughter and I can all fit into a "fat chair" comfortably.

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hahah we do this with my SO too! WE both sit together in "one" person seating. We always get weird looks for it too lol.

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[–] iama-shitlord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They have special chairs for fat fucks? I presume 'Murica of course, but where???

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[–] redickerous 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yeah I see them a lot in hospital waiting rooms (kek) they just look like loveseats for two people though.

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[–] EatingSteak 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I saw a teenage couple sitting together cuddling in one of those. It was nice - they were able to take something designed for a fat person and make it useful for normal people.

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[–] iama-shitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If a child needs to sit in one, the weight should automatically trigger an alarm to Child Protective Services so the parents can be arrested.

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[–] LittleBittz 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Along with the fat wheelchairs that are two-people wide. When my kids were younger I was in the hospital for some surgery and the hubs brought the kids to see me. The kids found a fat wheelchair in the hall and they were cruising around on it till a huge obeast scolded them and said they were for people like her.

Son, 8 at the time, said "oh yeah, I guess you're pretty wide," lol

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[–] TheDude2 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I always assumed they were for 2 people. I sat in one with my GF. Then I saw a fatass sitting in one. You won't believe how fucking huge these chairs are.

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[–] OOZING_CURVES ago 

It's called a "bariatric chair".

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[–] hamsbegone 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Okay I have a dilemma here. Obviously I want to sit in the chair to make the fat fuck uncomfortable, however I can't help but imagine all the other fat fucks that have sat their prior to me. Honestly the thought makes me want to vomit bc surely there is shit somewhere in the seat cushion along with other bodily fluids.

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[–] proteinfordays 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was going to say that this post inspired me to start sitting in all the biggest seats I can find to trigger as many obeasts as possible, but oh god this is giving me second thoughts...

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[–] 5611563? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Obviously the solution is to vomit on the fat chairs.

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[–] OOZING_CURVES 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They'd probably sit in the chairs anyway.

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[–] sanataseva 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well if a marshmallow monster like whatever the fuck wrote this turns up, I don't know that I will have much choice in the matter. So yeah, you're on.

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[–] fryabeetus ago 

This was my thought exactly. I'm going to have to make sure to put some belongings on the wide seats to reserve them or sabotage them by removing some screws or something.

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[–] retailslave ago 

Solution: make a scene out of unfolding a giant plastic sheet and laying it out over the cushion, then lay down some paper towels just to be safe, and enjoy!

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[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'll take whatever goddamned chair I feel like. I don't believe in giving fatties special treatment becuase they've never said no when the waiter asks if they've saved room for dessert.

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[–] Fuck-off-fatties 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Whelp I'm sitting in the middle of every "fat" chair I'll ever see again just to piss them off

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[–] Rakosman ago 

I honestly never gave a single thought about the intent of the larger chairs. Now I will. And with your same sentiment.

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[–] Yogus 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

If you have any shred of respect for us as human beings,

Let me check...nope. Not even a shred.

Also, you're not human beings so stop pretending you are.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I thought the exact same thing when I saw that part. I was like "but they aren't human beings and I have no respect for them.."

Why would I?

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[–] angrypinoy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

They don't respect themselves.

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[–] twitch1982 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I like to sit in those seats and man spread the fuck out of my legs.

Were talking full on splits.

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