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[–] FupaFister 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But I don't have a shred of respect for you sub humans. The last thing you need is a seat and the first thing you need is a month at a minimum with no food. Fuck you, die.

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[–] buttjustforshow ago  (edited ago)

All of you with less than a 36" inseam, quit being rude and sitting in the exit row on the plane. Leave it for me and my long-legged sisters and brothers, you inconsiderate swine! /s Edit: typo

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This post amounts to "I don't have to be socially conscious about discomfort I cause others, but they should always be aware of the discomfort they cause me".

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[–] twitch1982 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I like to sit in those seats and man spread the fuck out of my legs.

Were talking full on splits.

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[–] Yogus 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

If you have any shred of respect for us as human beings,

Let me check...nope. Not even a shred.

Also, you're not human beings so stop pretending you are.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I thought the exact same thing when I saw that part. I was like "but they aren't human beings and I have no respect for them.."

Why would I?

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[–] angrypinoy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

They don't respect themselves.

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[–] Fuck-off-fatties 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Whelp I'm sitting in the middle of every "fat" chair I'll ever see again just to piss them off

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[–] Rakosman ago 

I honestly never gave a single thought about the intent of the larger chairs. Now I will. And with your same sentiment.

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[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'll take whatever goddamned chair I feel like. I don't believe in giving fatties special treatment becuase they've never said no when the waiter asks if they've saved room for dessert.

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[–] hamsbegone 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Okay I have a dilemma here. Obviously I want to sit in the chair to make the fat fuck uncomfortable, however I can't help but imagine all the other fat fucks that have sat their prior to me. Honestly the thought makes me want to vomit bc surely there is shit somewhere in the seat cushion along with other bodily fluids.

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[–] UnionJacqueline ago 

Take out a sports magazine or a Lululemon bag and place it on the seat to as a buffer to keep yourself from directly touching the seat. Two acts of shitlording for the price of one.

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[–] retailslave ago 

Solution: make a scene out of unfolding a giant plastic sheet and laying it out over the cushion, then lay down some paper towels just to be safe, and enjoy!

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[–] fryabeetus ago 

This was my thought exactly. I'm going to have to make sure to put some belongings on the wide seats to reserve them or sabotage them by removing some screws or something.

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[–] 5611563? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Obviously the solution is to vomit on the fat chairs.

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[–] sanataseva 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well if a marshmallow monster like whatever the fuck wrote this turns up, I don't know that I will have much choice in the matter. So yeah, you're on.

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[–] OOZING_CURVES 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They'd probably sit in the chairs anyway.

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