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[–] birds_sing 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's called a couch, not an oversized chair.

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[–] OOZING_CURVES 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

fat

human being

Pick one.

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[–] Fuck-off-fatties 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Whelp I'm sitting in the middle of every "fat" chair I'll ever see again just to piss them off

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[–] Rakosman ago 

I honestly never gave a single thought about the intent of the larger chairs. Now I will. And with your same sentiment.

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[–] iama-shitlord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They have special chairs for fat fucks? I presume 'Murica of course, but where???

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[–] EatingSteak ago 

It's almost like fat people have more health problems than real people

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[–] RedditRunaway ago 

Originally designed for pediatric offices so a mom can sit a car seat or infant next to her.

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[–] Mitchhhhhh ago 

European privilege is there not being specific chairs for fat people, of course the drawback is that you might sit down where a fat has sat down before.

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[–] OOZING_CURVES ago 

It's called a "bariatric chair".

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[–] redickerous ago 

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This post amounts to "I don't have to be socially conscious about discomfort I cause others, but they should always be aware of the discomfort they cause me".

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[–] twitch1982 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I like to sit in those seats and man spread the fuck out of my legs.

Were talking full on splits.

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[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'll take whatever goddamned chair I feel like. I don't believe in giving fatties special treatment becuase they've never said no when the waiter asks if they've saved room for dessert.

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[–] hamsbegone 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Okay I have a dilemma here. Obviously I want to sit in the chair to make the fat fuck uncomfortable, however I can't help but imagine all the other fat fucks that have sat their prior to me. Honestly the thought makes me want to vomit bc surely there is shit somewhere in the seat cushion along with other bodily fluids.

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[–] UnionJacqueline ago 

Take out a sports magazine or a Lululemon bag and place it on the seat to as a buffer to keep yourself from directly touching the seat. Two acts of shitlording for the price of one.

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[–] retailslave ago 

Solution: make a scene out of unfolding a giant plastic sheet and laying it out over the cushion, then lay down some paper towels just to be safe, and enjoy!

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[–] fryabeetus ago 

This was my thought exactly. I'm going to have to make sure to put some belongings on the wide seats to reserve them or sabotage them by removing some screws or something.

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[–] proteinfordays 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was going to say that this post inspired me to start sitting in all the biggest seats I can find to trigger as many obeasts as possible, but oh god this is giving me second thoughts...

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