[–] CIShitLord 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Beetus and lard aside, if you're going to pay someone to take a picture of you with a plate of burgers (wtf seriously?) couldn't you at least get real burgers and not some nasty mcbeetus shit?
[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
11 McDonald's cheeseburgers at 300 calories each: 3300 calories.
It's probably just using the dollar menu to barely avoid starvation mode.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
What's a dog trying to say when it growls if you get near its food? "Mine. Fuck you." Somebody needs to slap that thing with a newspaper and say "No! Bad fatty!"
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
It's like a badly behaved dog unnecessarily guarding its food bowl. Somebody call The Fat Whisperer.
[–] fatis4punching 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Dude,
I love me some d0llar-menu MacDonald'$.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
TFW you're about to become the poster child of FPH jokery.