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[–] PM_me_your_mitts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

When I was in college I walked a drunk girl home to the nearby dorms because she was so plastered she didn't know where she was. I got invited up for some Mario Kart action with her and her friends. Get upstairs and there's no Mario Kart and she starts making out with me. I push her away and look around for SNES only to find there isn't one. She get's pissed and starts yelling so I nope the fuck out of there.

Will never know how badly I could have whooped her and her friends at Mario Kart.

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[–] SeanBox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

After my apartment was raided by police for drugs and I bailed out of jail I plugged in a landline that had a number connected because I had internet but had never been used. I had only called one person on it. I got prank called by someone who claimed to be the NSA (this happened before anyone knew what that was in 2005. I made him repeat it.) on that line and had them talk shit about putting the scum of the earth drug dealer like me in jail before hanging up on me. I can't prove it happened but I never forgot.

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[–] oozeling 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was walking into eighth grade science class when the teacher looked me in the eye and said, "don't think I didn't notice."

To this day, I have dreams about finding out what the hell he was talking about.

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[–] DrBunsen 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He meant your hard on

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[–] FrostyTheSwoleMan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

One time when I was around sixteen I as walking through a mall when this fairly cute woman in her mid 20s comes out of nowhere grabs me by the wrist and demands I come with her. I ask her why and she refuses to tell me. She tries and fails to drag me away because I was stronger than her. I basically just stood there saying "no" and "why" until she gave up and went away. To this day I dont know if I missed out on a wonderful adventure or nearly had my organs harvested.

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[–] TremorAcePV ago 

You can tell cumshartingfaggot and sjw_troll are both men.

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[–] cumshartingfaggot [S] ago 

i think she wanted to take you somewhere and fuck you.