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[–] SocratesWasRight [S] 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I like to read through childfree subs from time to time, but I did not expect something like this. How are those plans to place fat parking the furthest away from stores coming?

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[–] Whitelights 1 point 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

I don't want kids either but things like these keep me away from the child free subs. Do they think it's cute or something?

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[–] SocratesWasRight [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

It is the sad byproduct of an increasing fat population - nowhere is safe. Teehee, I can't walk more than 10 meters without being exhausted!

This isn't the first time I've seen fats on this sub, I think someone else posted a whale who got all upset because a kid thought they were pregnant (huge gut), but blamed it on society's idea that a woman must have kids/'can't be fat and happy'? Christ, I get shit for wanting to have a science career, marry a girl and not have any children in the picture (but many lizards) - please don't conflate that with being severely overweight? It is your fault for looking pregnant, that is the only natural reason for having such a huge belly.

Glad to find childfree shitfolk. <3

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm the same. I don't want children, don't really like most children, but I find militant anything ridiculous. Children are kind of necessary, though I wish you had to pass certain criteria to be allowed to reproduce.

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[–] HamsAlwaysEatSnacks 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

How did you not expect this? Fats will trick themselves into believing anything, even that not having kids was a decision they got to make, not that they are too fat to do so. Their delusion is strong.

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[–] SocratesWasRight [S] 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I think what really surprised me was how unashamed they were to admit this on a public forum? Like u/Whitelights said, they seem to think such gross behaviour is 'cute'. But point, I am a naiive shitlady.

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't have kids, but God Damn, I really hate these fucking people.

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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I'm childfree and used to like that sub for a laugh, but as time marches on, I was starting to suspect that most of the people on that sub was fat.

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[–] iama-shitlord 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Probably mostly male fats though, femfats can always find a pigfucker.

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[–] MadeToBeBroken 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Most people are fat.

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[–] dirty_pope 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

A chill goes through me whenever I re-remember this. I habitually think of any disease or mental disorder afflicting a minority portion of society, then I look around (my family, people at work, etc), and realize they don't walk among US, we walk among THEM.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Also childfree, I realized that too. Since every female I met who was "childfree" was fat as fuck, I realized most of them just say they don't want kids to feel better about not getting laid.

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[–] proteinfordays ago 

I guess they can't use the having kids excuse anymore. But I'm sure their obesity is definitely due to how their meds interact with their thyroid and condishuns, tee hee!

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[–] Danceswithswole 3 points 19 points (+22|-3) ago  (edited ago)

You don't agree with the politics of what? Continuing the human race? Just because you're too fat to breed doesn't mean that some of us who don't have kids don't also want to keep civilization going for a while longer. Then again that's what fats do, they destroy every civil and social standard just as easily as esthetic ones.

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[–] 12_Years_A_Toucan 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The politics of giving special treatment to people with kids I would guess.

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[–] crashtestgenius 4 points 3 points (+7|-4) ago 

So, being nice? I guess I shouldn't be surprised fats are against that, but still.

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[–] dancemonkey 8 points 5 points (+13|-8) ago 

They are fucking idiots. There are a LOT of reasons to have parent and child bays. For example, you need extra space to get a stroller out of the boot and the kid safely inside it without dinging anyone's car or the kid getting run over. Or you need to have the passenger door open wider so you can get the kid out of the car seat. Or so kids that are walking don't have to go as far across a car park where they can potentially get hit by idiot fats who are going blind because of the beetus. I think it's fine to use them if you are heavily pregnant or you are with a person with a disability but don't have a disabled sticker (my mum used to park in parent and child spaces with the store's permission with my 90 yr old grandmother in a wheelchair because she couldn't get a disability permit because she wasn't her full time carer) or there are no disabled spaces left. And it goes without saying fat isn't a disability.

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[–] musicalbaboon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This. I used to be a semi regular on cf. They despise parent parking.

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I don't care where you park but I'm glad you're not having kids

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[–] HamsterSlayer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I doubt it's by choice. Either way, I'm equally relieved.

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[–] la_fupacabra 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

I feel like a lot of people on child free subs are just bitter, fat cunts. Like how is that in any way a good thing? Too fat to walk, too stupid to think "I shouldn't Park in a reserved place", just a miserable bitter person. The world, and people having kids, aren't out to get you. You don't need to be defensive about shit that isn't about you, nor do you need to make it about yourself because no one cares about you

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[–] Dagdamor 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

As a regular on /r/childfree, I am offended by that...

It puts in a bad light everyone else with a similar life way.

There are parent shitlord/shitladies, and they are better persons and parents than hams.

There are childfree shitlord/shitladies, and they are better persons than hams.

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[–] pwn 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah /r/childfree often just seems like /r/parenthate

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[–] Totenglocke 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Probably because most parents are self-absorbed assholes who lack any basic decency.

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[–] WhatTheFat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Most, not all.

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[–] hiddenbutts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've noticed the humans with offspring are almost always better behaved and likable. Well mannered tiny humans are a delight to be around at times. The spawn of hamplanets? They are a fucking nightmare to be avoided at all costs.

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Same applies to most people who aren't parents tbf.

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[–] blerch 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If I ever see this I'm gonna confront the fatty:

Where is your baby? Oh Lard! You ate your baby you fat fuck!

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