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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I don't care where you park but I'm glad you're not having kids

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[–] HamsterSlayer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I doubt it's by choice. Either way, I'm equally relieved.

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[–] Totenglocke 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

As a childfree shitlord, I've come to the conclusion that the overwhelming majority of females who say they're childfree are really just so fat that they can't get laid, so they claim that they just don't want kids.

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[–] HamsterSlayer 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It really fucking sucks for the shitlords and ladies that also want a childfree life.

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[–] Totenglocke ago 

That's why for the last several years, I've stuck to just having a couple fuck buddies who are still in college, because college girls aren't obsessed with babies yet.

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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I'm childfree and used to like that sub for a laugh, but as time marches on, I was starting to suspect that most of the people on that sub was fat.

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[–] proteinfordays ago 

I guess they can't use the having kids excuse anymore. But I'm sure their obesity is definitely due to how their meds interact with their thyroid and condishuns, tee hee!

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[–] iama-shitlord 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Probably mostly male fats though, femfats can always find a pigfucker.

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[–] HamsterSlayer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That sub has basically turned into a more specific twox. It's ALL women, complaining about molehills, whinging about how their feelings are triggurd. It's disgusting. And in case you were wondering, yes, it's mainly about how other women are inconsiderate of their fee fees. There's nothing fat ugly women love more than hating other women.

As a perfectly sane shitlord who never wants kids, I pray to god that there's still someone out there.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Also childfree, I realized that too. Since every female I met who was "childfree" was fat as fuck, I realized most of them just say they don't want kids to feel better about not getting laid.

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[–] Dagdamor 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

As a regular on /r/childfree, I am offended by that...

It puts in a bad light everyone else with a similar life way.

There are parent shitlord/shitladies, and they are better persons and parents than hams.

There are childfree shitlord/shitladies, and they are better persons than hams.

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[–] SocratesWasRight [S] 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I like to read through childfree subs from time to time, but I did not expect something like this. How are those plans to place fat parking the furthest away from stores coming?

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't have kids, but God Damn, I really hate these fucking people.

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[–] HamsAlwaysEatSnacks 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

How did you not expect this? Fats will trick themselves into believing anything, even that not having kids was a decision they got to make, not that they are too fat to do so. Their delusion is strong.

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[–] SocratesWasRight [S] 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I think what really surprised me was how unashamed they were to admit this on a public forum? Like u/Whitelights said, they seem to think such gross behaviour is 'cute'. But point, I am a naiive shitlady.

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[–] Whitelights 1 point 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

I don't want kids either but things like these keep me away from the child free subs. Do they think it's cute or something?

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm the same. I don't want children, don't really like most children, but I find militant anything ridiculous. Children are kind of necessary, though I wish you had to pass certain criteria to be allowed to reproduce.

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[–] SocratesWasRight [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

It is the sad byproduct of an increasing fat population - nowhere is safe. Teehee, I can't walk more than 10 meters without being exhausted!

This isn't the first time I've seen fats on this sub, I think someone else posted a whale who got all upset because a kid thought they were pregnant (huge gut), but blamed it on society's idea that a woman must have kids/'can't be fat and happy'? Christ, I get shit for wanting to have a science career, marry a girl and not have any children in the picture (but many lizards) - please don't conflate that with being severely overweight? It is your fault for looking pregnant, that is the only natural reason for having such a huge belly.

Glad to find childfree shitfolk. <3

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[–] Danceswithswole 3 points 19 points (+22|-3) ago  (edited ago)

You don't agree with the politics of what? Continuing the human race? Just because you're too fat to breed doesn't mean that some of us who don't have kids don't also want to keep civilization going for a while longer. Then again that's what fats do, they destroy every civil and social standard just as easily as esthetic ones.

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[–] 12_Years_A_Toucan 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The politics of giving special treatment to people with kids I would guess.

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[–] musicalbaboon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This. I used to be a semi regular on cf. They despise parent parking.

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[–] crashtestgenius 4 points 3 points (+7|-4) ago 

So, being nice? I guess I shouldn't be surprised fats are against that, but still.

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[–] dancemonkey 8 points 5 points (+13|-8) ago 

They are fucking idiots. There are a LOT of reasons to have parent and child bays. For example, you need extra space to get a stroller out of the boot and the kid safely inside it without dinging anyone's car or the kid getting run over. Or you need to have the passenger door open wider so you can get the kid out of the car seat. Or so kids that are walking don't have to go as far across a car park where they can potentially get hit by idiot fats who are going blind because of the beetus. I think it's fine to use them if you are heavily pregnant or you are with a person with a disability but don't have a disabled sticker (my mum used to park in parent and child spaces with the store's permission with my 90 yr old grandmother in a wheelchair because she couldn't get a disability permit because she wasn't her full time carer) or there are no disabled spaces left. And it goes without saying fat isn't a disability.