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[–] sanataseva 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

And He kills you 20 years earlier than most because He just misses you sooo much.

/here, have a Baconator. Let's hurry this shit up.

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[–] Cheesytits ago 

Better yet, eat at the Heart Attack Grill

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[–] TheSlenderGirl 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I hate when people say "god gave me because..."

Bitch no one gave you anything! That sausage case filled with hot cottage cheese and sludge that you call a body was made from you having no ability to close your fucking mouth whenever anything edible comes into a 10 km radius. You weren't born 700lb. You made yourself that way and any God that is looking down at you is going "Jesus Christ get on a treadmill and stop ruining that fucking body I gave you you disgusting lard ham"

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[–] angriff 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I am not a believer, but I don't understand how those who are say shit like these.

Do they not realize that gluttony and sloth are two of the Seven Deadly Sins?

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[–] FilmMakingShitlord ago 

Not everyone who is a believer is Catholic or believes in the deadly sins. They aren't present in the bible.

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[–] BlackThornOfLove 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well if you take the logic that they are born fat, or it's guhnetix or thyroid issues, they think it's nature. It runs in the family. So when you believe a god made you, you're made fat. They liked a meme about god giving them airbags with an out of context fat chipmunk from a kids' movie, do you think they are smart at all?

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[–] bethygal83 [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

https://sli.mg/ZUX628 the "precious" ham that posted it on Facebook.

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[–] WhatTheFat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That armpit... wtf?!

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[–] vegetariancatlover 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I was going to say the same thing.. Her armpit has its own fupa..

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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Its just about the size of precious (film).

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[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That comment with the photo made me cringe, he must be a real fuckin winner to be so desperate to hang on to this one.

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[–] bethygal83 [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

typical backwood redkneck guy no job both of them lives off the government. So yeah he is a real winner.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And they don't know the difference between fiancé and fiancée...

Or perhaps, since they're all genderless lard kebabs, it doesn't matter.

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[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ugh this is the sort of garbage shared by middle-aged Moscato-drinking empty nesters. It's just missing a Minion.

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[–] swohio 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Feeling nauseous.

Damn mirrors, they'll get you every time!

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Feeling nauseous" - lol

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[–] TayTaysBayBay 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Bitch my car is 3000 lbs and it has 2 air bags. You are 400 lbs and got 16.

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[–] Sellyoulight ago 

You’re not fat -- you just don’t shit enough.

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