[–] sanataseva 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
And He kills you 20 years earlier than most because He just misses you sooo much.
/here, have a Baconator. Let's hurry this shit up.
[–] TheSlenderGirl 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
I hate when people say "god gave me because..."
Bitch no one gave you anything! That sausage case filled with hot cottage cheese and sludge that you call a body was made from you having no ability to close your fucking mouth whenever anything edible comes into a 10 km radius. You weren't born 700lb. You made yourself that way and any God that is looking down at you is going "Jesus Christ get on a treadmill and stop ruining that fucking body I gave you you disgusting lard ham"
Not everyone who is a believer is Catholic or believes in the deadly sins. They aren't present in the bible.
[–] BlackThornOfLove 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well if you take the logic that they are born fat, or it's guhnetix or thyroid issues, they think it's nature. It runs in the family. So when you believe a god made you, you're made fat. They liked a meme about god giving them airbags with an out of context fat chipmunk from a kids' movie, do you think they are smart at all?
[–] bethygal83 [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
https://sli.mg/ZUX628 the "precious" ham that posted it on Facebook.
[–] renderbender ago
Is it a pathetic attempt to show off the ring?
[–] HamsterSlayer ago
That sack of shit is engaged. What the fuck.
[–] GuardAlien ago
Oh god, what the FUCK.
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And they don't know the difference between fiancé and fiancée...
Or perhaps, since they're all genderless lard kebabs, it doesn't matter.