[–] AmaleksHairyAss 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've never been fisted by a god
[–] TelescopiumHerscheli 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I can arrange that for you if you're in the UK.
Well, more accurately, I can arrange for you to be fisted by someone who is in an ecstatic trance in which they have been temporarily taken over by a god, but that's probably as good as you can get.
[–] AmaleksHairyAss ago
Draw a vibrator inviting the user to upgrade to Windows 10